The Rebellion Against Darmaji

Again, we tried to build up the estafet story. Gosh, I don't know exactly what happened, maybe it was caused by the complaint delivered by our boss. Even though this is frankly our fault, but we didn't accept it as he did to us. Well then, so it made us created the army to fight against Darmaji. That's why we poured everything in our heart (WTH?) to show the world what happened to us.

This estafet story was written by me, Rizka, Suci, Faida, and Elly. Sorry if any of you aren't able to understand the language. It is aimed to keep the privacy and just won't make it controversial. And for the dearest readers, we're sorry for this shit trash thing. We didn't mean to mock or insult anyone, it is just for fun. So please forgive us if any of you feel bothered of this post, just ignore it :D

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REBELLION AGAINST DARMAJI

Awan iki Darmaji mlaku luntang-lantung pinggir rel sepur. Karo ngupil nganggo linggis. "Ngguateliii, upilku kok gede banget seeeeeh?"
Pas lagi enak-enake ngupil, moro-moro onok sing nyeluk, "Jiiiii...". Tibake sing nyeluk si ponaji.

"Halah pakleeeeek, sampeyan iki ngupil nggawe linggis, sampe mimisan koyo ngono, karo clurit ae luwih nggarakno semriwing."

"Rame ae kowe Pon...lapo mrene marani aku?" jare Darmaji.

Ponaji nyauri "Aku arep muleh lek.. mumet aq ning kene mbok kongkon nggawe game-e jaran"

"Halaaaaaah, lebay deh eyke. Timbangane awakmu koyo anak buahku iku kabehane browsingan karo ngegame kabeh, gak ono sing kerjo, nggateli kabeh ... sampe kembut2 irungku," beneran kembut2 irunge Darmaji, tapi iku gara2 ngupil gawe linggis.

"Sampeyan iki lek sing lebay, ati-ati disantet karo anak buahmu sing jenenge Geje karo Icus lho, dendam sampe ubun2 ketoke" jare Ponaji.

Darmaji ngomong "huah.. rawedi! eh ojo salah yo. masio ra iso melek ngene mbahku asline jombang. ilmu santete luweh makjoss.."

"Pantesan, lek. Jenengmu iku katrok bin ndesooooo, aku ae rasane isin duwe paklik koyo sampeyan, jeneng kok koyo tukang becak," Ponaji koyoe arep bunuh diri, emoh ditakdirno dadi ponakane Darmaji.

"Ooo...arek iki cilik2 kemlinthi, arep ngajak gelut kowe Pon?" moro2 Darmaji dadi emosi, nyincing lengen klambine. Ponaji akhire mlayu timbangane sasi ngarep poso senen kemis gr2 dipecat dadi ponakan.

"Paklek, opo hubungane poso senen kemis karo dipecat dadi ponakanmu?" si Ponaji takon neng Darmaji. Iki asline Ponaji mlayu tutuk Darmaji opo takon seh, kok ora jelas blas?

Darmaji ngomong "Lho tak pikir kowe mau mlayu ngadoh. tibae nyedak to. tiwas aq wes seneng ae. Dasar bocah goblok. mosok ra ngerti hubungane poso senen kemis karo dipecat dadi ponakanku"

"Heeeee? aku kan atheis, Paklek. Kowe opo meneh, malah nyembah Si Mamang, yo moso tau aku poso Senen Kemis," Ponaji wes kembut-kembut pisan.

"iku sopo maneh sih le.. le.. sopo iku mamang?? opo iki aku sing kakehan ngupil yo.. daya mengingat ku melemah.. sopo iku pon mamang?? dewa opo kuwi? "

"Makane lek,dadi wong tuwo ojok kemlinthi pisan,sukur sampeyan pikunan. Iku lho Mamang, mosok ora iling masang potone,mbok pasangi lilin karo kembang,bendino ndungo ndek ngarepe potone sampe membabi-buta",jare Ponaji.

"woo.. pantesan potone ilang. kowe to sing njupuk. kene balekno potone mamang sing lagi adus," jare Darmaji.

"Astaghfirullah, istighfar, lek. Nyebut, nyebut, nyebut jenenge si Mamang," si Ponaji ngelus2 dada.

"Wong edyan rak katokan rak kelamben rak kutangan!!!! kowe sing kudu nyebut.. kapan aku nyembah2 dungo mbe model pelem bokep murahan koyok ngono... aku iki rak terimo kon anggep penyembah si mamang. Aku iki jelas2 luwih hot hot pisan... aku yo benci karo wong iku... mantan waria taman lawang, saingan ku biyen... my biggest rival!! you know, kowe eruh boso inggris ora??" Irunge darmaji kembut2 paraahhhh.

"Ngaku2 hot, wong irung kembut2 kyk ngono, ora iso melek pisan. Podo ae iki karo Mamang. Weslah timbangane nyepet2i mripatku,mbaleko kono nang Taman Lawang", Ponaji tambah emosi.

"Bocah biadab! senengane marai aq emosi. nek emosi ngene iki kudu tak lampiasne ning budak2ku.", Darmaji bengok2 karo mlilik2..

"Wes tahlah, Lek. Ojo dipekso, lek aseline gak iso melek, ojo dipekso melilik-melilik ngono, pamali!" Ponaji ngadem-ademi si Darmaji.

Darmaji ora terimo dihina2 mbe ponakan biadabe iku, wong ponakane dewek yo ra iso melek. Jek karo kembang kempis irunge.. darmaji nantang ponaji. "Heh le.. kowe iki ojo ngelok2ne aku rak iso melek, kowe iso ora?? hayooo adu melek2an ae... kowe wani ora??" tantang darmaji.

"O ancen paklek sarap,wes didemno malah ngajak tukaran maneh. Yowes karepmu,kate adu melek2an ayo, adu ganteng2an ayo, seng jelas gantengan aku wong sampeyan biyen bekase bencong taman lawang. Takcelukno Geje karo Icus dadi jurine", Ponaji gak gelem kalah.

"Heeeeey, laopo nyeluk2 jenengku?" moro-moro si Geje muncul, "Wong sing nyeluk2 jenengku gak gratisan, kudu bayar royalti, cepet kene endi royaltiku?"

"Oalah iki tho sing jenenge geje,sik kenalan disek.gampang masalah royalti...kowe jaluk opo?" jare darmaji.

"Aku njaluk kirimno aku maneh nang korea, minimal 5 taon... wis bosen aku nde kene,, sumpek mumet... wong2ne akeh sing geje (GJ = ga jelas), aku dadi melok geje iki" jare geje kembang kempis.

"OPOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?! ora iso saiki, iki jek lagi adu melek2an karo Ponaji. Kowe kudu dadi jurine, pokoke kowe lek menangno Ponaji takkirim seumur hidup!! Awas kowe", Darmaji ngancem Geje karo linggise.

"Halah .... katek adu melek2an barang. Tapi sektahlah, lek menangno Ponaji aku arep dikirim seumur hidup? Gak salah ta kalimat iku?" Si Geje kebingungan.

"yo opo tho arek iki, geje tenan, mosok ponaji sing tak kirim seumur hidup. lak enak dek-e. yo wis ben adil, sing kalah dadi asisten aq ae...ngancani aq mlaku2. " jare darmaji.

"yawis.. ngene ae yo ben enak.. lek awakmu kalah pakle... dirimu sing hengkang dari dunyo yo.." jare ponaji. "iyoo mbe iku... linggis mu karo aku..arep tak jadino properti gae pilem anyar ku "rumah dara" " jare geje sing ancene gejeh tenan. "trus aku ini nyapo?? " jare icus merasa dicuekno. ponaji, darmadji mbe geje terperangah...

"AKU ORA TRIMO DICUEKI!",icus ngomong menggelegar. Moro2 onok bledheg kilat banter nyamber icus,sing awale rambute icus ngombak dadi lurus.

"Innalilah!" si Darmaji karo Ponaji berpelukan ala Teletubbies, tapi untunge si Geje gak melu2, tapi kok yo ono sing aneh ndek wetenge Geje, halaaaaaah, tibakno Darmaji karo Ponaji berpelukan ndek wetenge Geje. "Aku wes ora joko maneh, hiks hiks ..."

"gaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkk....." icus bengok ambek mlayu koyok wong mari delok hantu.

Icus mlayu nang pelukan geje tibakno... "je.. kowe... koweeh.. koweeh... ra popo??" pas darmaji karo ponaji mari rangkulan, karo ngeculno geje, de'e ndelok... awake geje wes remuk... oh nooo....

Icus mbrebes mili gara2 ngesakno nasibe Geje, wes gak sido dikirim nang korea 5 taun,malah remuk saiki awake. Trus icus ninju2 kecil dodone darmaji karo ponaji gantian kyk pilm india,"darmaji nakal...ponaji nakal...saaken geje iki lho", tapi karo ketip2.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyy," si Geje menggeliat2 dewe ndelok kelakuane Icus, sibuk ngebayangno piye lek Icus nowel2 dodone de'e. gilooooooo....... sempet2e seh arek iku akting India ngono? "Ora sudi aku ditinju2 dodone koyo ngono, genit!"

Darmaji berusaha nenangno icus. Darmaji ngerangkul karo ngomong :"iki kondisi penting, dadi kudhu profesional", ponaji ambek geje cuman iso geleng2.

"Heeeyyy.. sek ta lah... iki piye toh.. kita iki durung lomba melek2an piye toh wong2 iki.. geje kuabehh!!" cerocos ponaji ambe mlotot2...terus makbedunduk..... ya know what???

Darmadji ndlomong. "Lhooo... lHoo.. pon...." darmaji terbata-bata.

"Looo.. ponaji..", geje ngrangkul2 terbata-bata.

"OPO?? Ono opo??" jare POnaji emosi.

"Ponajii..."icus tp sing iki ora terbata-bata, malah ngelus ndek dodone ponaji.

"OPO sih arek2 iki??" ponaji tambah penasaran.

"MOTO mmuuuuu MOTOMUUUU MELOTOT PON".

"Wes jelas iki aku sing menang paklek,sampeyan minggato tutuk kene,wes muak aku",jare Ponaji karo senyum culas. "kowe pisan je,mau kan awakmu wes remuk,saiki kok mak jegagik tangi seger ngene?ancene arek geje tenan.Icus iki pisan..."karo ngomong ngono Ponaji noleh nang icus."Lho...icus nang ndi?"kaget Ponaji,moro2 icus ilang.

"Aku ndek kene, cak!" Icus awe2 ndek cedeke banget, "Jiaaaaaaaahhh, motomu iku lho lek melotot sing ukuran ta. Motomu iku pathing pecothot sampe sakmeter luwih, wong aku ono ndek sisimu, aku kan lagi ngelus2 dodomu iki, yo iyolah gak ndelok aku. Dilebokno meneh ae motomu, ben iso ndelok raiku sing imut iki," Icus mengerling2 genit.

Darmaji mlaku cedhek-e ponaji sambil gowo linggis :"motomu iku benakno gawe linggis iki, mosok arek ayu nang sebelahmu ora kethok". icus motone kedap kedup koyok bintang nang langit.

"Opo sihh wong wong iki... ribut ae.... endi? endi sing raine lucu iku?" ujug2 mamang teko.

"MAMANG...",jare Darmaji, Ponaji, Geje karo Icus barengan.

"Heh mang...utangmu mi goreng wingi durung mbok bayar hare..karepmu opo? Kene bayaren!!" moro2 onok Pak Alex pisan.

"Lhooooooooo, ternyata ndek kene Pak Alex," moro2 ono segerombolan polisi ketertiban teko, "Heh, warunge sampeyan ojo mangkal meneh ndek mburi, tak sun kapok kowe."

Pak Alex kebingungan, "Ampun Pak Polisi, ampuuuuuuuuun!"

"Ayo serbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Pak polisi karo konco2ne nyerbu Pak Alex, tapi sing disikan mlayu malah Darmaji dan kawan-kawan.

Akhire kabeh podo mlayu. Pak Polisi nguber Pak Alex, Pak Alex nguber Mamang, Mamang nguber Darmaji, Darmaji nguber Ponaji, Ponaji nguber Geje karo Icus.
Timbangane ora nguber opo2, akhire Geje karo Icus nguber2 bebek.

--- WES MARI ---

Backpack to Singapore

This was my second time visiting Singapore. But the first wasn't counted since I just transit Changi Airport while heading to Korea. So the second chance we met again, I gonna do exploration there, do backpack, and have fun enjoying the Singapore atmosphere. We departed from Jakarta to Batam, this is the alternative way to reach Singapore with less money. And the second reason was, we wanted to know more about Batam. I think Batam is prospective enough to be developed as a good tourism destination and well-planned residence.

From Batam we continued the tour by taking ferry heading to HarbourFront. The ferry we got on, was not the same with the kind of ferry heading to Bali which carries people and vehicles in one time. The ferry heading to Singapore just carry people and their baggage, so I felt some significant differences when I was in it.

a way to harbor

the ferry inside

After reaching HarbourFront, we continued the journey by taking MRT (Mass Rapid Transit). As we noticed, the MRT in Singapore seemed not different with Metro Subway in Korea. But at least we didn't feel confused since we are used to it. However, the idiot action was unavoidably happened. Yeah, we were like numbnuts who newly learned how to use ticketing machine, until there was a man helped us to operate the machine by always said to us "You know lah!", lol. Before this, we experienced operating the ticket machine at subway Korea, but I don't know why we were like rubes who just came to the big city. It's too idiot to memorize, lol.

After that, we got on the MRT and headed to Farrer Park station to catch Serangoon Road (before this, we didn't know that Boon Keng station was more reachable than it) where our hostel is located there, The Hive. Yeah, this is hostel for backpackers, so our room is mixed up with another overseas backpackers, one room have 10 beds. We were sleeping there with at least 4 western guys and girls, and 1 eastern guy (as I remembered).

The first night at Singapore, we kicked some places not far from the hostel, Little India would be our first coulinary destination. The foods were not too bad, seemed like traditional food from Aceh. But most of my friends disliked it. After having coulinary, we kicked the Mustafa Center to buy some snacks, merchandises, and compared the price of electronic apparatus. Returned from Mustafa, we headed to the Hindu's temple called Veeramakaliamman Temple. We saw the Hindu spiritual worship inside the temple. I'm so excited how they worshipped their gods, it's a brand new experience I had, because I have ever seen the praying ritual from Hindu's people at Bali. And I think even they prayed to the same gods, but how they worshipped, it's maybe totally different.

In the next day, it's time to go to the main destination of Singapore iconic places. They were located arround Marina Bay. But, before reaching Marina Bay, we must taking MRT, got off Rafless Place station and then we drifted through skycraper building and followed the Singapore River. Marina Bay is not far from there, so we just took a walk with taking some photos until we arrived Marina Bay where the Merlion is stood up spraying the water. We can see the Esplanade, Fullerton and Mandarin Hotel, Singapore Flyer, Raffles Statue, and some skycraper building. Unfortunately, we didn't have the opportunity to see Double Helix Bridge since it was being built, in progress.

At the same day, we went to Chinese Garden, located in Jurong region. There were some pagodas, the big one is placed in the front of the entry gate, and the other little pagodas is placed in the backyard. Not only Chinese Garden we could see, but Japanese Garden is not far from there. The environment was really beautifully attractive and fresh.

When the night had come, we went to Singapore Flyer and rode onto it so that we clearly saw the Singapore city light in the night, it was so cool. Be in the highest top, made me like a flying man. Gosh, it's so chic panorama, even it's just a populated city with many crowded neat buildings, but I could feel the same feeling when I saw the greenish panorama with the blue sky and blue ocean. We only had one rotation opportunity, and then we walked to Clark Quay next to Singapore River. There were so many restaurants and cafes where the people usually hang out to or just searching a place and grab a bite to eat while watching how beautiful the environment arround the Singapore River is. Not too crowd, less vehicles passing or maybe just the water transportation passing through the river made the atmosphere really romantic.

On the third day in Singapore, it's time to go shopping in the morning. The first destination we kicked was Orchard and Hard Rock Shop. Not much we did except window
shopping at several department stores Orchard street and then we bought T-shirts from Hard Rock Shop. To complete the day, we went shopping to Bugis Street, we bought Singapore merchandises, with negotiable price :D After satisfied spending much money, we headed to Mesjid Sultan to pray Dhuhur.

After midday, we went to one of our main destination, yeah, it was Sentosa. Sentosa is a little island in the southern part of Singapore. To go there, we took cable car which cost S$ 10.90. It offers some fun attractions, best beaches, and studio theme parks. One of the merlion stand up on sorta hill. I think this is the biggest Merlion I have ever seen and the only one Singapore icon which can be climbed to have a good view from there. We walked around Tiger Sky Tower, The Image of Singapore, The Merlion, entering some attractions, and finally watched the "Song of The Sea" performance. It was really cool. Many attractive places in Sentosa which we can visit but our time's up. Nevertheless, we were really excited of the journey that day.

Tiger Sky Tower

The Merlion of Sentosa

"Song of The Sea" performance

Note:

The flight fare (Air Asia) from Jakarta to Batam : around Rp.300.000
The flight fare (Tiger Airways) from Singapore to Jakarta : S$ 420 for 5 persons.
Ferry from Batam to Harbourfort : S$ 17
Singapore Tourist Pass MRT : S$8 per day


* the photos were taken by Chocky, Wawan, and Eka

Backpack to Ujung Genteng

Ujung Genteng is one of the beautiful places in the southern part of Java, which can be called as southern nirvana, offers beaches and waterfall. As the initiative of some pals, we decide to make travel in the next schedule for Ujung Genteng. Yeah, from Cikarang, it took much time to get there and we must transit at some terminals and continued again the journey just like we did as a real backpacking survivor :D

Our journey was started from Cikarang, got on the bus heading to Kampung Rambutan Jakarta. And then we continued the tour by getting on the economy bus from Kampung Rambutan to Sukabumi frop about 2 hours, got off Degung bus terminal. The journey wasn't over yet. We must continue by getting on the angkot (public transportation, like elf) heading to Lembur Situ. It's not really far, it took for about 30 minutes. I guess we almost there, but the tour must be continued. God, i felt dizzy and tired that time. Yeah, then we got on the elf (public transportation) again from Lembur Situ to Surade for 4 hours non-stop without resting. And seeing the road is really bad to pass and how uncomfortable the elf we got on, it makes me dead inside. We were like riding in the roller coaster or just like rafting but in the harsh road, for 4 hours. Can you imagine that? To avoid the dizziness, i just took some pils and try to sleep.

Four hours later, we were there. The driver took us until Curug Cikaso, our first destination. It's almost 3 AM. God, people were still sleeping under their blanket. Yeah, but it's fun. Unforgettable moment of our adventure ^^


The next destination was Curug Cigangsa. We reached Curug Cigangsa by renting pick-up car and its driver, of course :) You know, it's really fun getting on the back of pick-up car. Wind was fanning hardly, and we enjoyed the harsh road we passed. I called us as Bolang, Bocah Petualang (Adventurous Kids). But unfortunately, when we reached Curug Cigangsa, we didn't find much water there, some people told that it was drought season which caused the curug lost the water. Different from the first curug we've just visited, now we were walking on Curug Cigangsa in the upper side. Gosh, it's so high to take a look at the bottom of it. I thought Curug Cigangsa is more huge than Curug Cikaso, but just dry as drought season.


Next destination is Ujung Genteng beach. We decided to stay at the hostel near the beach. It was Pondok Adi. We took a rest there, having talk in the terrace while waiting for the sunset. You know, when it happened, it's really cool. Take a look at the picture below.


In the night, we did the barbecue thing. Not really barbecue, we just bbq some fishes for the dinner. Yeah, we are just amateur to do that, Although we didn't succeed to burn whole the fish, we really enjoy the meal under the blurred light, makes it so romantic. But when we finished the meal and brought back the dishes to the owner, i realized that the fishes weren't still all ripped yet. I saw pink flesh under their skins and surrounding the bone. OMG, i just pray that I will be OK, no stomachache or anything like that.

Note:

Cikarang - Kampung Rambutan, get on Agramas bus : Rp 6000
Kampung Rambutan - Sukabumi (Degung Terminal) : Rp. 16.000
Degung Terminal - Lembur Situ : Rp. 10.000
Lembur Situ - Surade : R. 23.000
Surade - Curug Cikaso : Rp. 7.300
Pick Up Curug Cikaso - Curug Cigangsa and Ujung Genteng : Rp. 20.000


The next day, we hunted the sunrise in the east beach. We woke up at 4 o'clock. It takes about 5 minutes to reach east beach from our hostel. Yeah, it's the coolest sunset i have ever seen in this life.


After going back to the hostel, some of us decided to swim in the beach, not far from hostel.

The next destination is Ombak Tujuh. Ombak Tujuh is popular for the huge waves, one of the beaches which is used to do surfing. To get there, there are two ways. By motorcycle or by water boat. Because it takes so long time when we go there by motorcycle and harsh road, so we decided to get on the water boat. Some of us felt scary to get on it because they weren't able to swim well. But, the rest of us make sure that it's safe enough to ride, and then we just went without worrying anymore.

When the night had come, we took a meal and continued the tour to the virgin beach which has some turtles to go nesting. The beach is called Pangumbahan Beach. Usually the turtle's babies should have been released in the 5 PM that day, we missed it. So we just saw the turtle nesting in the white sand.


Note:

Water boat to Ombak Tujuh : Rp. 400.000 / boat (4-5 persons)
Rent Car to go seeing turtle : Rp. 200.000 / car

*the photos were taken by Dina, Chocky, and Sindu.